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sloppy sunday

Hooking up with a member of the opposite sex on Sundays for nothing other then sex. Usually begins with the jimmy jam and can be followed up with the surprise sex on Monday if it is a holiday.
Dan enjoys sloppy sundays with Sarah
by boondocks5 November 23, 2007
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slippery goblin

When a man opens up a freshly cracked and shaken glowstick, and pours all the liquid on his crotch. This will give the area a bright and slippery appearance. Immediately afterwards the man will then fuck somebody.
After last night rave I decided to show my kandi girl some loving with my slippery goblin.

You know with that new glowstick you got there you could give her a well desired slippery goblin.
by djxxnip April 25, 2010
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Slippery Mango

When a male inserts his genitalia in between a girls thighs. The girl must be fairly heavy-set. Instead of lube, a mango is cut in half and rubbed on the inner thighs. When the male is ready to orgasm, he ejaculates into the mango. The girl then proceeds to eat the mango.
Sam: Dude last night, I had the gnarliest slippery mango ever.
Rich: Dude that was my mom!!!
by ArielM December 16, 2011
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Sloppy Turtle

Something characterized by qualities similar to that of the Florida soft shell turtle, namely a revolting physique, distinct lack of personal hygiene, and miserably aggressive personality.
Stop harassing the children and eating their lunches you Sloppy Turtle!
by Marcie211 October 9, 2014
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The Sloppy B

When someone is so fat you can hear it. usually when pronouncing a word with a B, the persons cheeks fill up with air before sloppily delivering the sound of it. A good example can be found in a lot of Eric Cartman monologues and dialogues. This is achieved in its utmost glory when accompanied by sloth-like gluttony and maybe a marlboro red. If you should ever text this, the correct spelling to represent a fat persons B is (B!). this implies the cheeks have swollen with air and pelted its recipient with verbal obesity.
I almost died when I heard that fat bitch speak! she had The Sloppy B's flowin!
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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sloppy seconds

when you have sex with a girl that just recently had sex and hasn't had time to clean out their pussy,
Dude i was with this girl at a party, i was about to put it in her pussy but i realized i was getting sloppy seconds!
by Casey Smith January 3, 2008
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