When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.
One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.
by Igor Uchevatov July 15, 2024
Get the Trans-American Slip n’ Slidemug. Toxic Sewer Slide
When, in a group of three, one friend provides and sets up two slip n' slides right next to each other, for extra slide space. The second friend, having downed the entire taco bell menu with a lil bit of chipotle, aims their rear from the top of the slip n' slides, and produces the most disgusting, vile, and downright disturbing, river of pure shit from the depths of their bowels. Now because the first friend is likely trying to hold in their vomit, the third friend will strip, completely... Friend three will get a running start and slide down the slip n' slide and into the nearest pool.
Note : You will need four different things for this,
A. A disgusting friend.
B. A friend with nothing to lose.
C. And a friend with two slip n' slides.
D. A death wish.
When, in a group of three, one friend provides and sets up two slip n' slides right next to each other, for extra slide space. The second friend, having downed the entire taco bell menu with a lil bit of chipotle, aims their rear from the top of the slip n' slides, and produces the most disgusting, vile, and downright disturbing, river of pure shit from the depths of their bowels. Now because the first friend is likely trying to hold in their vomit, the third friend will strip, completely... Friend three will get a running start and slide down the slip n' slide and into the nearest pool.
Note : You will need four different things for this,
A. A disgusting friend.
B. A friend with nothing to lose.
C. And a friend with two slip n' slides.
D. A death wish.
Friend One - "I got the Slip N' Slides!"
Friend Two - "I got the food!"
Friend Three - "And I'm going to hell, lets do this shit,"
Friend One - "Why did I agree to the Toxic Sewer Slide..."
Friend Two - "I got the food!"
Friend Three - "And I'm going to hell, lets do this shit,"
Friend One - "Why did I agree to the Toxic Sewer Slide..."
by DreamyDough February 23, 2024
Get the Toxic Sewer Slidemug. a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.
NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.
NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.
Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.
by DDDooordddy September 28, 2018
Get the slide rulemug. The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together
by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022
Get the Florida Mud Slidemug. When a woman gives a guy a handjob furiously and before the point of ejaculation, she sits prone on his penis and wiggles
by Laine is god June 11, 2018
Get the Skoopski slidemug. by PGeezy September 29, 2025
Get the Snowman Slidemug. while having sex, you try and cut off your partners nipple and then glue or stitch it to their elbow
by Ramenboi21 March 27, 2024
Get the Pepperoni Switch and Slidemug.