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the secret punk-off

it's when the punker does or says something to make the punkee look foolish without the punkee realizing it, and nobody will ever find out. IT'S PERFECT!
Remember that time, I falsified information on urban dictionary, and the editors didn't pick up on it, THE SECRET PUNK-OFF!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
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Top Secret

When a woman (or man) is fellating another man (or woman) and there are other parties involved in conversation with, or adjacent to the recipient that are not privy to the current action.
That bitch done gave me head under the dinner table, call that top secret. (with some heavy 808's and trap style beat)
by Hot Soapier anonymous May 17, 2020
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Box of Secrets

When a drunken man wanders into a bar and leaves with what he assumes is a women. He is so drunk that he doesn't realize that underneath its clothes is a winky. So when he wakes up in the morning he looks under the coveres to reveal the box of secrets.
When Nick hiked up the skirt of who he thought was a beautiful women, he discovered a box of secrets.
by ChaosDemon January 13, 2011
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Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser
by Swoned.com August 7, 2003
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security deposit

To leave 'collatoral' or cash when someone give you drugs/goods on credit.
"Leave a security deposit if yo' are gunna have to take my money to go 'get on'."
by Diego September 5, 2003
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Secret show

Any show that you like/liked yet would take the fact to your grave that you actually watched/watch it.
If Bob were to know my secret show was The Amanda Show he'd kick my ass
by aztechy July 6, 2010
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