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screwballishe starengazers

American-German word meaning Astronomers. Probably came up after WW II when imported German scientists influenced the scientific language with such creations as "blinkenlichten" and "springenschnappen"
Those screwballishe starengazers - they work at night and sleep all day.
by Hardyconfused January 24, 2013
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Tender Strings

Woody has two boy holes and now he has to wear tender strings.
by The Manisher October 22, 2013
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Sardinean String Theory

Noun

1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.
"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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fish stringer

A group of girls that you have not intention on actually dating, but you keep them around to look at them and bang every once and a while.
Dude! I just got this bitch I'm sexting onto my fish stringer!
by BWitts78 May 22, 2014
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Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
by juan grand February 10, 2015
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jizz string

1. A male who is considered to be a complete loser.
Wow that guy listens to Chumbawumba... What a jizz string!
by SgtKracka April 1, 2015
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rock sharing

"We were rock sharing earlier and i think she has a thing for it." pop rocks
by rex godd January 10, 2016
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