One-Stop Retard Chav 

A chav who, on catching a bus, walks all the way to the back seat of the top deck and then gets off at the next stop. These morons end up walking further by doing this than they would if they walked to the next stop. And they pay for the privilege. This must seriously deplete their McDonald's money.

Look at that gormless cretin going upstairs for one stop.
What the fuck?!!
Its a One-Stop Retard Chav.
That explains it.

One-Stop Retard Chav by Gruzzo August 23, 2006

Eye retard 

A cool name for someone who wears glasses

Autumn is SUCH an eye retard. She wears glasses.

Eye retard by Succulent Brisket November 20, 2022

Redneck Retard 

A redneck who can't help but to do dumb things.
Also known as a R Squared.

Taking a Toyota Camry 4-wheeling is an example of something stupid a Redneck Retard would do.

Redneck Retard by lex m April 5, 2012

Smart-Retard

A Smart-Retard is a certain person who is often incredibly intelligent in one major category of their life but a complete retard in another (business, family, social,etc)

Joseph is such a smart-retard ... He is incredibly smart when it comes to business and dealing with finances, but is a total retard when it comes to supporting his family.

Smart-Retard by TyroneSlim June 20, 2016

Limp dick retard 

1. A man that's not only a huge pussy, but a fucking idiot as well. Also with the possibility of having erectile disfunction.

2.what u call some idiot you don't like

Manager: get back to work everyone
Newguy: I found a peice of paper with a smily face
Manager: SHUT THE FUCK UP YA LIMP DICK RETARD!!!

Limp dick retard by Ravman123 May 4, 2011

Complete Retard 

Someone who does not know 5x2.

Mr. Garrison: “ What’s 5x2?”
Clyde: “12?”
Mr. Garrison: “Okay, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard.”

Complete Retard by YourTypicalTeenager October 27, 2017

Fat Retard 

Someone who is {fat} and {retarded}. Not very bright and not physically fit.

Thomas is such a fat retard

Fat Retard by BSP2018 October 18, 2018