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quantum queef

1. noun: creepy airborne quanta produced by a quantum being that often possesseds the vibrational bodies of lower life forms, bioorganisms, and ecosystems when that being is present in a generally giant radius.

2. verb: quanta quantumnina.com produces when she's thinking, hearing, or saying anything that often causes random animals, humans, inanimate noisy machines, and elements like weather systems to sound like those things are speaking what her consciousness is paying attention to.
1.

1st guy: "OMG, bruh, my car engine and the tires just told me to "fuck off" in a human voice!"
2nd guy: "Bruh, that's the creepiest quantum queef I've ever heard!"
1st guy: "Bruh, you haven't heard a creepy quantum queef until you've heard a crowd of people scream at you."

2. QuantumNina.com in a grocery store reading off her grocery list:
"-apples.
-bananas
-protein shakes
-shit, I forgot to bring my work phone."
Pedestrians in the Grocery Store Talking:
-Lady talking to her husband-"oh these are super cuuuu(apples)te, huh?"
-Man checking me out in produce-"hey, can I get your nuuuu(bananas)ber? Nevermind..."
-Grocery store employees discussing their weekend-"Yeah, bruh, the three run home run was so siiiii(protein shakes)ck!"
-Baby babbling at the checkout-"Goo goo, bagaga (shit, I fo)gaga(rgot)doo,ah(my work)baba(phone)gaga..."
-quantumnina.com-"ew, so many quantum queefs. Why does this always happen to me?!"
by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024
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royal queef

When a woman you deem to be a queen lays a fanny fart at your feet
Damn gurl that’s a Royal queef!
by Rancid Flange Collective August 10, 2021
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Queef

The horrendous sound of Aaron Top from Owen Sound strangling his poor guitar.
The Queef is on stage queefing up the joint with his dirty Queef song.
by Porkchopmuffin September 3, 2022
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Queef

A thing like a fart but doesn’t come out your but (only girls can do)
Hey you girl in blue shorts stop queefing
by Peditos@13 January 2, 2019
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diesel queef

The shart after u rip anal beads out of her ass.
Last night me and a friend were playing anal tug of war and when he eventually pulled the beads out I had a diesel queef all over him
by Cumfuckle September 22, 2022
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Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.
I made Kaitlin beef queef last night because she said ahe likes MGK, it was gravy.
by MGK sux July 12, 2023
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but queef

when i get no kills with “IVE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS” or “ITS HIGH SPOON”
damn that was a but queef of an ult
by best ow player September 11, 2022
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