Lasagna poop

When you take a poop, stand up, wipe, then realize you still have to poop, poop again and repeat. Same techniqe as making our favorite Italian dish.

My lasagna poop clogged your moms toilet

by Doggnutta July 20, 2012

poop protection

A person who never wipes their ass so they dont get raped in jail.

Man i didnt wanna rape jon because he had poop protection so i raped bill instead cause he didnt.

by poopoo man 974321986509 May 11, 2009

poop-exit

Your dirty, brown shithole, You too ladies!

Maria held her dirty poop-exit open for me because I can't get enough of that smell.

Candice and Penelope both like to open their poop-exits for each other so they can sniff them.

by damian bunny May 09, 2008

poop-paster

someone whose breath is so nose melting that you would swear that they put poop on their tooth brush.

Rocky's breath was so rotten that even the dog knew he was a poop-paster

by provider44 January 15, 2010

poop tie

n. Brown marks left by a stripper on one's shirt after an overly vigorous lap dance. See bib'd.

Whoa! That crooked 2-by-4 was less than discretionary. I've got poop tie on my belt buckle.

by JTLBPartyCooperative June 28, 2009

Runner's Poop

The urge to poop during or right after a run.

I was running at a good pace, but the runner's poop sneaked up on me at mile five and I had to turn back.

by Lisita February 26, 2012

poop posting

When you get that god awful rumble in your stomach and a cold sweat forms hinting the idea that a gastrointestinal catastrophe of epic proportions is upon you, you grab your mobile cellular device and quickly sit down as the turd tea evacuates from your ass. Feeling the relief that you made it without having shit running down your leg you decide to open up face book on said cellular device and start posting to peoples pages....whether you tell them the exhilaration of what just transpired or just a simple, "hey what’s going on for tonight?" You have just engaged in "poop posting"

Steve (to mikes facebook page): Yo bro, you need to see this massive mud pile, I shouldn't have had all that bud light and hot wings

Mike: Where the hell are you?

Steve: On the shitter!

Mike: Dude you were just poop posting my fucking page...nice!

by Uncle Timmy September 29, 2009