Shut up cargo pants

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.

Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants”
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell”
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”

by I arent click that May 11, 2020

sponge bob square pants

one extreanly hot sexy spongey lil bitch,i would never use him as a household tool!!!

i want him to absorb my spillage!!!!!!!!

by spongebobfreakme!!! April 19, 2004

grumble pants

An otherwise cute person pretending to be an asshole.

"Claire, stop being such a grumble pants"

by tom December 25, 2004

titty pants

when your titties sag so low they touch and/or need to be tucked into your pants.

it's pretty windy out, good thing she's got her titty pants on... don't want that shit blowing away.

by Megatransleopleurotronadon March 22, 2007

foot pants

Socks...... pants for the feet.... dumbass.

"Come on we are going to be late."

"One sec I just have to get on foot pants."

by Colin Nikel April 1, 2008

sad pants

A variation on sad panda. When you're so sad, you need an inanimate object to describe the depths of your despair.

Tia: "I can't believe we missed our flight!"

Kai: "Sad pants."

by blackdogeater August 3, 2011