Penguin Table

Penguin Table described when there is an awkward silence at a table.

"During the Thanksgiving feast with my family, it was a penguin table"

by Cubed3D February 13, 2025

Penguin

the most amazing animal. A flightfull Bird. Can very much fly.
Trust.

they are not to be made into penguin soup, people who do that will become illegal to the world.
They can also swim and eat fish.

"i'm a penguin!"
'No eating penguin soup ava, that is illegal"
" we penguins have one of the best secrets in the world"
'I identify as a penguin"

by HungryP3n9u1n. March 5, 2025

Pegging

Pegging was invented by Thomas Pegging in 1869 when he tried to be both straight and gay at the same time.

After he got on one knee for me, I made him get on both knees while pegging him.

by Cpl HotPockets March 30, 2025

Penguins

A person who gets along intimately with the same sex but is also autistic. Their behavior is rapid or unusual ,almost like the animal. -Be mindful of how It can be a bit of a deragatory way to refer to a neurodiverse homosexual. Most times its intended to be used by someone of that catogorey ,more playful.

Look at those Penguins flirting again.

by NerdsAlot200 June 23, 2025

Penguins

Someone who is autistic and also homosexual being intimate with the same sex. Their behavior is unusual & strange in two ways and that's the kick!

Look at those Penguins flirting.

by NerdsAlot200 June 23, 2025

Penguin Out of Mexico

To leave Mexico walking bow-legged or waddling—like a penguin—due to an excessive amount of vacation sex. Typically used to describe a wild girls’ trip aftermath involving margaritas, mystery men, and questionable decision-making on foreign sand.

Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”

Jessica got plowed so hard in Cabo by a surf instructor named Mateo. She waddled like a penguin out of Mexico.

by markmessina June 30, 2025