Pee Heeve

When you feel that you have to pee and try to pee, but can't pee, it is called a pee heeve, especially when it happens repeatedly. Happens most in older men.

"That was my third pee heeve this morning" said John. This getting old sucks.

by Kelly-TBCRI August 18, 2024

Pee Pee Boy

A male who has one testicle significantly larger than the other with a protruding vein running through it…

“Yeah sis he was a pee pee boy, the vein was popping out”

by Missgoodcooch September 5, 2023

Pee Pee Pads

Miniature cotton wool pads used for dabbing the end of your Disco Stick to prevent Damp Pant.

Ron's wet crotch suggests he's fresh out of Pee Pee Pads

by Credit To The Nation September 13, 2023

Pee Dubbin

Sniffing stale fuel in order to get a very hard erection that lasts for hours.

Nigel had to stretch out his tight back after a Pee Dubbin session had him performing autofellacio for hours.

by DubbinDave October 11, 2023

Pee skill

What your mind initially sees when reading the word "Peekskill". A similar dyslexic phenomenon happens when encountering the word "Murcia", which most Americans initially perceive as 'Murica.

Bob: "Hey, Alice. Did you know there is a town in New York called 'Pee skill'?"

Alice: "Don't you mean 'Peekskill'?"

by 28980 October 17, 2023

Pee Turbulance

When people pee everywhere in the house or office in buckets and gatorade bottles and others try not to look at the people peeing because it would be gay (ohhhh! Rainbow) or mercury poison minded (ohhhh! Lezbi dirty mind) to look. And everyone's exercising a lot and trying to gain muscle. 💪 And you pee in the toilets and it makes extreme loud sound and it's turbulance!

And if you have a few beers, more pee turbulance (because beer makes pee sound louder), but it might spill to the floor sometimes!

And sometimes you are driving a truck and pee in a Gatorade or Powerade bottle.

Pee turbulance!

Ratonis: *pshhhhhhh. Peeing sounds.

Others: I don't wanna see! Looks away!

Ratonis: Puts nut sack and stuff away.

*5 minutes later.

Police: Wee ooh! Well. Everything seems normal.

*Gets snacks.

Ratonis: Few! That was a close one!

*Grabs nut sack and stuff for a second.

*Earthquake!

*Drinks beers.

*Pees in bathroom.

*Loud sound pee turbulance!

Hahaha haha! LOL!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023