Microbear

A chipmunk. Like a large bear, they eat food and can chew through camp gear to get it. But unlike big bears, they are tiny

“Hey bro! You got a hole in your pack.” “Shit, a microbear ate my candy bar!”

by paftdunk November 6, 2019

microwave chef

Someone who doesn’t know how to cook unless it’s in the microwave

Jessica is a microwave chef she can only “cook” hot pockets

by Syndi P April 17, 2020

microfocus

Where software products go to die

“How’s that software product doing?” “Not good. The original creators just Microfocused it.”

by Emma Does Dallas April 28, 2020

Microfucked

Screwed over by Microsoft's buggy software.

I tried to email you that file, but i got 'Microfucked'

by paulio2020 July 8, 2020

microsoft

a company the soul purpose of which is to create software that kills people by inducing uncontrollable rage.

person:why did you murder the entirety of your extended family Jimmy?
jimmy:because I tried to use Microsoft software today.
person:understandable, have a great day.

by babuka October 21, 2020

Microwave

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMBEEPMMMMMBEEPMMMMBEEP

Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMBEEP

by anonymous November 2, 2020

Microquadernophilia

the love of small notebooks

My microquadernophilia has been rather intense lately, and I'm going broke!
Going to the Muji store really triggered my microquadernophilia.

"Dude, have you seen Ernest's backpack?" "Yeah man, he's such a microquadernophile."

by fakeredhead November 14, 2020