megafart

An extremely powerful act of flatulence. The amount of gas expelled is far above, often several times of normal. It makes a very loud, thunderous sound which can be heard even from great distances. They are known to occur mostly in the early morning, but can strike unexpectedly any hour of the day, depending on diet. They are also odorless or at least don't smell as bad as silent and regular ones, considering most of them comes from swallowed air or hydrogen composed by digesting large amounts of high-in-fibre foods. If you are lactose intolerant, eating dairy products may give you a bad case of mega flatulence.

A bad example on how a megafart looks like in real life:

Mother: Oh my, what was that noise? Did someone move the wardrobe?
Daughter (from the other room): No, mom. I just ate some sweet potatoes and your delicious macaroni with cottage cheese, and so I'm a bit gassy now...

by Abasc December 31, 2011

megadeth

thrash, speed metal. recently released the system has failed. classic albums like countdown to extinction, peace sells, and cryptic writings, etc.

If you haven't downloaded the conjuring live 92, then you should jump off a bridge right now.

by anonymous May 1, 2005

megabitch

Same as bitch but is the epitome of the word. A contestible female who is self absorbed, materialistic, and often conniving.

Person 1: I won't even deal with (lisa), she'll screw you in a second, and won't think twice.
Person 2: Sounds pretty bad.
Person 1: Oh, yeah. She's the megabitch.

by 3Dradio May 24, 2006

Megaman Feet

The conditon in which the lower leg from the calf to the ankle, appears to be one solid mass. (ie. cankles)

Wow, look at Nick's megaman feet.

by Courtney Cesaway February 3, 2008

megadyke

the butchest form a lesbian can come in; a lesbian who is SO dykin, words cannot describe her lesbianess; the epitome of all dykes; a bull-dyke whose style is short hair, baggy clothes, and walks with a manly strut

Girl 1: "Did you watch the Ellen Degeneres show last night?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she is definitely a megadyke, with her spiky hair and Jeep Grand Cherokee."

by dykesonbroadway February 19, 2011

Megatarian

A obese vegetarian. One who has replaced meat in there diet with cookies, cake, ice cream and other junk food.

Self righteous and rude, condemns meat eaters. and is usually on assisted breathing machine.

Did you see the Megatarian eat all the cheese doodles?

by Lord evil March 22, 2013

megabög

megabög

The Swedish equivalent of "megafag", used to insult someone for no apparent reason.

"Tja Johan!"

"Käften jävla megabög."
____________________
"Sup Johan!"

"Shut it you megafag."

by Herskaren November 20, 2013