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Two of my maids graduated from Madeira. That is what a Madeira education will get you, a job as my employee.
Me: What the fuck, you ruined my Gucci shirt, this shirt says DRY CLEAN ONLY on the tag and you put it in the washing machine, are you illiterate?

Maderia Graduate/My Maid: Yes, I am illiterate, I don't know how to read... I went to Madeira.
madeira by Employer February 2, 2005
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made man 

(Def.1) - The Last Don.
(Def.2) - A member of a family who have the rights.
(Def.3) - Made to be One of a kind.
1- Master P rapped about how he is a made Man.
2 - Memphis Bleek talk about being a Made Man.
3 -I never seen that smart ass boy, fasho is a made man.
made man by Andre January 4, 2004

joel madden 

In "punk rock" band named Good Charlotte. Acts punk one minute then all ghetto the next. Likes to date under age girls, like Hilary Duff.See Pedophile
Did you see Joel at the trl awards he was wearing all white but at the mtv new years eve show he was wearing all black...Can you say bipolar???
joel madden by Joel Madden July 19, 2008

maddenadium

A point in a game of madden in which everything begins to go wrong as you yell obscenities at your television screen, then grow quiet as you began to come back only to finish the game destroying you surrondings because of a random situation that causes you to lose.
I reached maddenadium when the computer switched me to the wrong and I got scored on, just after I had come back from a 14 point deficite to loose. Now I need a new controller.
maddenadium by ZhOuTaI600aD October 12, 2009

made the bed

The act of pleasuring one's self (masturbating) when you should be doing more producting things like dishes, laundry, sweeping.
Husband: "What did you do all day while I was at work?"
Wife: "I made the bed 3 times"

made for the shade 

Describing a very relaxed white person who is easily sunburned.
"You're made for the shade."

Madelinne 

A wonderful girl who is absolutely beautiful and has an amazing and fun personality. When dating she is best paired with a Dylan and will bring him more happiness than he thought possible. She is beyond perfect!
"Madelinne is so cool and pretty!"
Madelinne by brt19 November 3, 2016