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Hym "In case you were wondering, I'm losing my mind over here... These fucking bastards man... Can't fucking sleep... GodDamnit...m"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
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distant mind

The official title of an indie horror teen graphic novel. In Distant Mind, a teenager named Micah Myriad discovers that he has latent abilities to communicate with the deceased. Shenanigans ensue afterwards.
Hey man, have you read the newest Distant Mind issue?
It fuckin rocks!
by haimerei13! August 29, 2023
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MAGA-MIND

When most of the mind's disk space is taken up by slogans and facts are validated only by their compatibility with the person's ideology and preconceived ideas.
His MAGA-MIND made it very easy to dismiss inconvenient truth and he dismissed them by discrediting the source.
by JustObservations July 29, 2024
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Her mind

A very dangerous place, watch your footing, you can die very easy due to PMSED (Premenstrual Syndrome Emotional Disorder)
No one has ever seen her mind and lived to tell the tale
by Well Its true innit boys July 30, 2024
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Based Mind Cure

The cure to the “Woke Mind Virus”- a term used to describe someone who is mentally ill from “wokeness.” Often used in political dialogue and describing someone as having a “based” mindset instead.
“Liam must’ve received the based mind cure because he’s no longer woke!”

The only cure to Nick’s woke mind virus is the based mind cure!”

Nathan told me that I need the based mind cure.”
by Mrbased August 17, 2024
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Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
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