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by Candy Lane January 4, 2008
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Mandorr: A lovable, tactful (>_>) creature, the Mandorr has a penchant for military dictatorship and high-style. This specie of Paddyius-Germanicus has honed an unusual mating dance over several millennia - adopting a chic pout whilst shuddering like a Pneumatic Drill operator with Parkinson’s. Think of standing on a washing machine in heels, holding an invisible tray of crystal, and you're halfway there.
An intensely passionate mammal, the Mandorr will - if forced into contact with a human - lull the victim into a false sense of euphoria, provide a great many laughs, and generally act as a breath of fresh air from the muggy tedium of it's environment; before unleashing an almighty high kick and punch combo to stun its prey and taking it back to its nest to mate. Profusely. Like a rabbit. Kinda. (That’s Jeni’s story anyway…)
Those who are fortunate enough to experience a Mandorr in the wild will understand that little - aside from perhaps an adult Natzor or Donaldson - leaves oneself feeling quite so confused, bedazzled, and above all merry as a day or two with that dahrlin’.
Just, please God; don’t get the Mandor started on Prom/Exams/That sexy beast Cal. You’ll regret it.
Oh yeah, and you’re kinda poor. In the nicest possible way though of course… :-P
I spent WAY too long writing that…
An intensely passionate mammal, the Mandorr will - if forced into contact with a human - lull the victim into a false sense of euphoria, provide a great many laughs, and generally act as a breath of fresh air from the muggy tedium of it's environment; before unleashing an almighty high kick and punch combo to stun its prey and taking it back to its nest to mate. Profusely. Like a rabbit. Kinda. (That’s Jeni’s story anyway…)
Those who are fortunate enough to experience a Mandorr in the wild will understand that little - aside from perhaps an adult Natzor or Donaldson - leaves oneself feeling quite so confused, bedazzled, and above all merry as a day or two with that dahrlin’.
Just, please God; don’t get the Mandor started on Prom/Exams/That sexy beast Cal. You’ll regret it.
Oh yeah, and you’re kinda poor. In the nicest possible way though of course… :-P
I spent WAY too long writing that…
by Cal, Jeni and Adam <3 March 31, 2004
Get the Mandor mug.A new species of fish, the pelagic tropical ray feeds on plankton and smaller fish; usually harmless but its size make it dangerous if harpooned or intoxicated. Often mistaken for being of Judaic descent, the female Manda Ray is characterized by its large mammary glands and little body.
"Who is that new fish shuffling through the ball?" asked the lobster. "Oh her, that's the Manda Ray," said the sea otter.
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Usually never talks but silently plans murder when no one is around them.
Hates everything in general.
Usually never talks but silently plans murder when no one is around them.
Hates everything in general.
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