I'm Straight

An informal way to refuse a kindly offer of a minor thing.

"Would you like matches?"
"Na I'm straight, I got a lighter."

by Steven Leonardo Clifford February 24, 2008

m squared

To completely screw something up;
To destroy or masacre;
To make something that would be otherwise good, absolutely unbearable;
To completely 'fuck up' something;

Can be synonymus with: annihilate, decimate, murder, slaughhter, butcher, ruin, wreck, oblitherate, etc.

"Dude, they totally m squared that play."

"Man, did you see that chick's face - it looked so m squared."

by disgruntled punter August 10, 2009

m'shotgun

the term known as "m'shotgun" is a new word for a semi-automatic shot gun.

an example of this word would be"I have a m'shotgun in my arsenal of weaponry.

by m'shotgun123 October 18, 2020

I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4

A video on YouTube of a boy crying and then the king into a demon afterwards. Perceived as one of the scariest YouTube videos ever made.

If you value your sanity, stay away from that I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4 video.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021

I'm sorry sir

The best thing to say in a bad situation.

Example 1

male boss: I've been hearing about inappropriate rumors about my wife with you as the leader.
guy: So?
male boss: (angrily says), I can have you fired for this!
guy: I'm sorry sir.

male boss: (sighs): It's okay.

Example 2:

male cop: Sir, are you aware that you were speeding?
guy: (confused) Wha?
male cop: Sir, I can smell alcohol in your breath.
guy: (starts) Wait, there is a reasonable expla-
male cop: Sir, you're coming with me.
guy: (quickly says) I'm sorry sir.
male cop: It's okay, just don't do that again.

Example 3:

woman accidentally walks into guy.
woman: I'm sorry.
guy: Hey, watch it!
woman: look, I've already said I'm sorry!
guy: Take a hike!
woman: (cracks knuckles and approaches him): Excuse me?
guy: (looks down, faking to be ashamed) I'm sorry sir.
woman: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
guy: (runs away)

by Blueplayer90 November 16, 2011

I'm Scared

Something a person may think to themself alone at night, staring blankly at the ceiling.

Something a person may know, but be terrified of facing.

Something a person may say to a friend in confidence, when they are finally ready to face their fears.

"I don't know what to do. I'm scared."

by possibly a human, possibly not April 25, 2019

I'm soft

is a phrase commonly used to refer to the feelings you get towards something of appeal. It is a common phrase among pop culture *ie kpop, army/armies, and other fandoms.

example: Jeon Jungkook is so cute and squishy, I'm soft *or I'm soft for him/her

by rapmonnie_kookie December 2, 2017