Liberal douchebag

Another hateful term created by the Conservative Hate Culture.

Like other terms created to promote hate and prejudice against Liberals who decide to speak out in the Name of Freedom and Democracy, this term is nothing more than a conservative sucker punch. See Cheap-shot

This term is often used by, pseudo-patriots who are intolerant of free speech.

It looks like that pseudo-patriot just called me a Liberal douchebag... so much for the right to free speech.

BTW there is a space between Douche and bag.

by American_Patriot October 6, 2007

libercrat

a citizen who wishes the Libertarian party was more organized, and has to vote for democrats because the republicans are insane.

Guy: Who did you vote for?
God: I voted libercrat because George W. Bush has lost it.
Guy: Jesus Christ!

by Ajax Sanderstone September 25, 2006

liberal

1. The worldview that history began yesterday and any point in the future beyond next week will never arrive. An exemption is 'global warming' which is certain to have us all swimming before the end of the century. No explanation is given as to how this can be accurate, since our best meteorological technology cannot tell us with absolute certainty what the weather will be like two days from now, let alone in 50 years.

2. One who is generous with OPM (other people's money).

3. Anyone who thinks an economy can be taxed into prosperity.

4. One who sees absolutely no linkage between cause and effect.

5. Anyone who thinks that America is great because of government and will be utopia when government controls every aspect of life.

6. One who thinks it possible to give a federal tax cut to someone who does not pay federal taxes to begin with.

7. A mongoloid.

Nigel enjoys being a liberal because it removes the burdensome process of thinking.

by Boogification April 18, 2008

liberate

To kill, torture, and rule imperially.

Nationalist: I'm so glad we liberated those Iraqis!
Socialist: Yeah, the more people we liberate the fewer hate us.
Nationalist: Isn't it great how that works out?
Socailist: If I'm ever liberated, I'm going to come back from the dead and liberate you back for not getting my sarcasm.

by Socialist Realism May 22, 2006

Statue of Liberty

When you are having vaginal or anal sex with a girl from behind and she asks you three times to wear a condom. You then succumb to her request despite the fact that you are not a sailor. Just before you are about to finish you remove the condom with your throwing hand and drop it over your right shoulder (like in football) into your left hand behind your back before you finish raw dog. When she rolls over you pretend to take the condom off and throw it away to assure her that you were wearing one.

So Bro: "She wouldn't let me bang her without a condom"

John Bro: "That sucks man so you didn't bust?"

So Bro: "Of course I finished bro - I pulled the *statue of liberty*."

by Sono Bro November 1, 2011

Libertarianism

To put it bluntly, a political theory for people who don't have the balls to admit they are anarchists.

Libertarianism is to Anarchism as Agnosticism is to Atheism.

Random libertarian: No, I'm no anarchist. I just don't believe government should interfere with my live at all. That's all... honest...

by Bearer of bad news June 12, 2010