Grapefruit Lady

A term commonly used to describe elder women who have turned senile, and are often found in the produce section of local grocery stores conversing, lecturing, or scolding various fruits and vegetables. Can also be used to describe people who talk to the air, at the back of peoples heads, or a woman who REALLY likes grapefruit.

"Hey, was that old lady yelling at me or the celery?"
"It was actually the plantaines, She's a Grapefruit lady."

by jimmythewhoo November 1, 2009

cookie lady

Lady in your neighborhood (normally in the hood) who sell snacks such as takis

Hey Tyrone wanna go to the cookie lady and buy some shit?"

by Realhomedawg April 14, 2016

lady james

Lady James is someone who gets on your nerves and is crazy male or female.

Hey Abe do you no Justin he's so crazy like a lady james.

by bobby2099wazzup August 11, 2016

lady sticks

what my wife calls her tampons

oh shit, my period started and I'm almost out of Lady sticks

by Mang334 August 12, 2017

lady rod

When a female is aroused or turned on by a person, situation, etc. If she had a penis, it would be erect.

She had quite the lady rod for Hugh Jackman during the movie Wolverine.

by njl2011 November 18, 2011

Lady Saxophone

An super awesome person with a boyfriend who plays the saxophone.

"Hey, look, it's Lady Saxophone!"

by xoxoBellatheVampireSlayerxoxo March 21, 2012

Lady Lush

A girl who is a hot alcoholic.
One half of dolabbit.

Person 1: Check out that hot girl!
Person 2: Oh that girl? She's a lady lush, she's in the same AA class as me.
Person 1: For real? Yo, hook it up.

by lazybitch November 26, 2010