Crazy lady}_what the fuck is your problem {other girl} what are you talking ? { crazy lady } your stealing my thought ! Your selfish!{someone walking by} what’s that all about ?{ other girl}. } I have no idea but that’s one {{crazy lady}}!!!!
by Crazy lady flipped out November 8, 2019
Get the Crazy ladymug. 1. A really good looking face that makes the ladies swoon and fight for the man who posseses it.
2. A guys face that all the ladies want to kiss.
2. A guys face that all the ladies want to kiss.
Me looking in the mirror: Dang, my lady melter is stunning today.
Random girl: OH I WANNA KISS YOUR FACE!
Another random girl: NO HE IS MINE!
*Girls fight*
Random girl: OH I WANNA KISS YOUR FACE!
Another random girl: NO HE IS MINE!
*Girls fight*
by Sandw May 16, 2006
Get the lady meltermug. by J-swag November 25, 2013
Get the lady lubemug. A rare sub-population of dyke. Often of unkempt appearance and usually sporting a flannelette shirt complemented by a pair of skate shoes &/or boots.
Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.
Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.
Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.
Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.
#1 'Dude did you hear about Tammy?'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'
by Lemistree December 7, 2011
Get the lady pooftamug. A gay sexual act consisting of shoving an 8 inch metal rod into a male’s urethra, followed by fitting the opposite end of the rod into that person’s partner’s urethra, which segues into both parties getting their pelvis’ slowly closer together, mimicking the iconic spaghetti-eating dinner scene from Disney’s Lady And The Tramp.
Friend 1: So how did it go?
Friend 2: Oh just wonderfully, as soon as we got home he got really horny and decided to play with me... we did The Lady And The Tramp and I’m still sore from it
Friend 1: *grabbing his crotch* Oh uhmmmmm ok...
Friend 2: Oh just wonderfully, as soon as we got home he got really horny and decided to play with me... we did The Lady And The Tramp and I’m still sore from it
Friend 1: *grabbing his crotch* Oh uhmmmmm ok...
by Pothas February 22, 2019
Get the The Lady and The Trampmug. A faxy lady is a plus sized woman who is still totally hot. "Faxy" is fat plus sexy. It is also a play on words stemming from the 1970's phrase, "Foxy Lady". You must be at least a size 16 or larger to be considered a Faxy Lady.
Guy one: You see that big chick over there? I think I am gonna hit that tonight.
Guy two: I don't blame you, dude. That's one Faxy Lady!
Guy two: I don't blame you, dude. That's one Faxy Lady!
by TheGoddessCher October 6, 2010
Get the Faxy Ladymug. The white gooey stuff that excretes from a women's vagina during sex, either ejaculation or the cream from a yeast infection. May be good or bad depending on the situation.
"Dude that girl was squirting lady glaze all over the place last night."
"Dude that hoe needs some Vagisil, she got lady glaze all over my junk."
"Dude that hoe needs some Vagisil, she got lady glaze all over my junk."
by BigTunaCanDoThisAllDay June 30, 2022
Get the Lady Glazemug.