Grapefruit Lady

A term commonly used to describe elder women who have turned senile, and are often found in the produce section of local grocery stores conversing, lecturing, or scolding various fruits and vegetables. Can also be used to describe people who talk to the air, at the back of peoples heads, or a woman who REALLY likes grapefruit.

"Hey, was that old lady yelling at me or the celery?"
"It was actually the plantaines, She's a Grapefruit lady."

by jimmythewhoo November 1, 2009

Lady Lush

A girl who is a hot alcoholic.
One half of dolabbit.

Person 1: Check out that hot girl!
Person 2: Oh that girl? She's a lady lush, she's in the same AA class as me.
Person 1: For real? Yo, hook it up.

by lazybitch November 26, 2010

Faxy Lady

A faxy lady is a plus sized woman who is still totally hot. "Faxy" is fat plus sexy. It is also a play on words stemming from the 1970's phrase, "Foxy Lady". You must be at least a size 16 or larger to be considered a Faxy Lady.

Guy one: You see that big chick over there? I think I am gonna hit that tonight.

Guy two: I don't blame you, dude. That's one Faxy Lady!

by TheGoddessCher October 6, 2010

lady melter

1. A really good looking face that makes the ladies swoon and fight for the man who posseses it.
2. A guys face that all the ladies want to kiss.

Me looking in the mirror: Dang, my lady melter is stunning today.
Random girl: OH I WANNA KISS YOUR FACE!
Another random girl: NO HE IS MINE!
*Girls fight*

by Sandw May 16, 2006

Lady Cyanide

Refers to someone who's not polynesian, but has an intimate grasp of aloha

That Lady Cyanide, she's all about the aloha.

by babymako June 18, 2008

lady lube

1. n. a slang term for a lady's vaginal fluids

"Woah, your lady lube is everywhere"

by J-swag November 25, 2013

lady shady

Acting evasive toward your friends because you have a girlfriend.

What's up with westy? I don't know, he had been acting lady shady.

by Francis Macelroy Lefluer February 28, 2015