let's kill the fucker 

the general need, want and overall desire to act out the murder of someone

Person 1: you know Louis is really annoying.

Person 2: let's kill the fucker.

let's kill the fucker by the_mon_man April 7, 2021

Will kill 

when someone hacks you after you have been battling it out with someone else (he sneaks in after and kills you when your health is low)

Dude what a will kill

Will kill by crazycrazy1123 January 12, 2009

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you 

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"

Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you by your best idiot May 23, 2010

boner kill 

Someone who ruins a moment or a funny joke. A kill joy, or party pooper.

When John didn't want to go to the concert he was being a boner kill.

boner kill by Eva-lynn July 25, 2008

Joke-kill 

The act of completely stripping a joke of all humor it originally possessed by trying to add something else after the telling to enhance the humor, but failing miserably. Characterized by silence and the two others present looking at each other in shock caused by the joke devastation. Also known by some in the Charelston SC area as "Jones-ing it"

Wyatt: What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
Merrick: I don't know
Wyatt: They can both smell it but not eat it!
Jones: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Jones just joke-killed this by adding "that's what she said" when it is obvious she would not say this and it does not even remotely pertain to the current joke.

Joke-kill by JI You Know July 12, 2009

To kill 

Masculine; to have sex vigorously, for an extended amount of time

You have got to kill it, to keep it.
Hey sweetie, I want to kill it , later.

To kill by Blue Max August 11, 2021

Road Kill 

A person you wouldn't typically have sex with but you do because she/he is there and available. (not hot but not ugly enough to pass up, better then masturbation)

Similar to how you hit an animal in the raod, not really because you wanted to but you didnt really not want to at the same time. why avoid it??

Friend: "hey check out that chick over there, she's looking at you"
You: "eh, banging body but she's got a big nose and kankles, she's Road Kill. We'll see how the rest of the night goes first"
Friend: "f*ck that dude, you know damn well if you dont hit that your going to go home alone and beating off to that free 30 second porn on the internet"

Road Kill by Shaggerman January 13, 2009