Kentucky Mushroom Wallop

When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks

I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me

by Spidey81 January 24, 2018

sucky kentucky

When your homey wanna eat some fried chicken, but your also missin your girl. So you decide to combine them with some deep fried dick

Yeah we were real bored, we said no homo first, but he gave me a sucky kentucky...

by flynnie boi February 15, 2018

Kentucky crocodile

The act of shoving one's hand inside the female orifice and proceeding to roll violently, similar to a crocodile, with the hand still inserted, causing either great pain or great pleasure to the female.

John: Last night I was doing real dirty shit with jenny

Jack: oh yeah? Like what?

John: we tried the alabama hot pocket ,(search alabama hot pocket it will not dissapoint) BDSM, we even tried the kentucky crocodile

Jack: oh shit! I don't have a girl friend I'm gonna go hang my self cause I'm cripplingly depressed

John: ha lol faggot

by Memecatcher January 4, 2017

Kentucky Chapstick

When you cum into a candle and then use the resulting wax mixture as a lip balm.

Girl, your lips look cracked. You want some Kentucky Chapstick?

by edwardcopplepot January 8, 2017

kentucky fried chicken leg

The act of ejaculating on your partners leg during sex, and then having a third person nibble your partners leg and lick off the ejaculation. Three people are required and two of those must be siblings.

Hey you think your sister would be down for a Kentucky fried chicken leg?

As long as I am the one eating it off her legs.

Of course, I'll cum and you two enjoy!

See you then!

by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017

Kentucky Long Slap

When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake

Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.

by TomSideways February 7, 2017

Kentucky Thicket

A country woman’s bush, usually referred to when the woman hasn’t trimmed or shaved in a long while.

Yeah, I took Cheryl out to the old lookout point last night. She let me get up in that Kentucky Thicket.

by HandyyMandyy December 6, 2020