Ketchup

Female menstruation; Blood.

"I hate the time of the month, I can never have sex because there's too much ketchup."

by Jmoo April 28, 2008

Soup Kitchen

When you put your mouth around the butthole of a person with diarrhea and they just let it flow.

Man, Jimmy had the squirts REAL bad, so he took me to the Soup Kitchen.

by bigboysouth August 24, 2011

kitchen

n. 1. the area behind the second dot on a billiard table where a cue-ball (after a scratch) may be played from; 2. the style of gameplay that requires a player to play the cue-ball from behind the second dot on a billiard table, after a scratch.

"Keep it in the kitchen, mate."

or

"We're playing kitchen, dumbass."

by Seth DS September 20, 2005

ketchup and fries

In order to perform this, you will need the following. A super size order of fries with extra salt, and a menstrating woman. Isert the fries into bloody vagina, hinch the (ketchup) and then you eat the fries out of vagina. enjoy!

David took stacy to the McDonalds for dinner. While they were there she told him she was on the rag. She then told him she would let him give her a birmingham booty call if he gave her ketchup and fries. David loves extra ketchup!

by Mrs. Captain Hero January 28, 2008

soup kitchen

a.k.a my mate dead ian who gets his social security fortnightly and buys crap with it so has to go to the soup kitchen to drink some homeless guys bladder contents including the lumps!

"hey ian that guys got the runs.how hungry are you? shall we go down the soup kitchen or just eat this shit?"

by harray shipmonay March 6, 2008

german kitchen

shitting on someones face

joe gave sally a German kitchen

by jerry smalls October 4, 2007

kitchen sink

a common nickname for a chinese person. eg. a chink

hehe.. did u get onto that kitchen sink?

by knobby knob knob February 3, 2005