Who’s Joe?

A death sentence, literally.

Internet Schmuck 1: “You know Joe?”
Internet Schmuck 2: “Who’s Joe?”
Internet Schmuck 1: “Joe M-“

by Alex Zer0 August 1, 2021

Fat Joe

An Overweight Bronx rapper with Puerto-Rican heritage. Used to Perform with the now dead rapper Big Pun(isher).

Fat Joe is a decent rapper.

by B June 21, 2003

Joe Pesci'd

To get "Fucked at the drivethrough" (from the movie Lethal Weapon). A social fact that the number of times your fast food order will be screwed up is directly proportional to your frequency of using the drive through window. Why? Because they know you'll be several miles away before you notice the mistake, and by then it'll be too much of a hassle to turn around and go back".

Driver: "Dude, can you pass me my double cheeseburger?"
Passenger: "Your what? Oh man, they gave you a ceasar's salad..."
Driver: "DAMN! I'VE BEEN JOE PESCI'D!!"

by Russell H November 26, 2007

Joe Camel

An infamous cigarette advertising mascot with a phallic attitude.

Hey, this is Joe Camel, want to smoke a cigarette? Want to smoke a cigar? How about smoking something even bigger?

by danq58 January 16, 2008

camel-toe-joe

any person that that loves the site of camel-toe

1st guy: (salivating) wow, did you see her camel-toe? I'd like to chew on that!

2nd guy: man, you're such a camel-toe-joe

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Druggy Joe

To be stupid enough to be caught rolling up drugs in a phone box behind a police station!!

How could you get caught your sucha druggy joe

by Liam Bridson December 3, 2003

Falcone Joe

While a man is doing another man from behind, he gives the man a reach around with one hand and tickles his balls with the other.

Yeh I was doing john last night and gave him the old Falcone Joe.

by balls out August 22, 2006