Serving yourself a torn apart piece is bread from a larger serving. Much like Jesus would have cut the bread at the last serving, just tear what you want.
by the timio March 17, 2015
Get the jesus cut mug.A relationship that begins around Christmas and New Year (often started with a drunken hookup at a party) and that dies around Easter. A Jesus Relationship is often between two people who are incompatible, and survives for a few months due to the heightened joy around the holiday season, but dies as the year progresses.
Dan: Me and Mary weren't compatible, we were doomed to a Jesus Relationship.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
by Savemebarry January 12, 2016
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A situation in which you out run a ridiculous amount enemies without dying.
Mainly used in video games.
Mainly used in video games.
by GrimmWhiskey July 24, 2016
Get the Jesus Run mug.When your mates are losing so hard in trivia you do a shoey with sardines and beer to get back up to scratch
Cheers youngy
Cheers youngy
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