skinny jeans 

Skinny jeans are not only for scene, emo, and punk people.

Nowadays almost everyone owns a pair of skinny jeans!

Skinny jeans became hugely popular last year, and is mostly popular through the 6-12th grade range.

Adults don't typically wear them.

You can buy them in hundreds of different patterns from tons of different stores; from Hollister to Hot Topic.

Emo Kid: OMG Look at that prep wearing skinny jeans! Ugh, those wannabes!
Kid #2: Dude, anyone can wear skinny jeans. Don't be a hater!

skinny jeans by w0000tz i like pie June 1, 2009

taco jeans 

n.) A.K.A. camel toe.

Did you get a look at Maria's taco jeans? Dude, that puta must have been bangin' the whole barrio.

taco jeans by mhibma November 29, 2005

fat jeans 

The jeans your fat former self used to wear before you discovered the Ab Lounge.

I went to the thrift store to buy a pair of jeans, but all they had were fat jeans.

fat jeans by GetYourHandsOutofMyPants April 1, 2005

jeans incident doctrine 

An esoteric doctrine explaining the bizarre reasons chicks hate each other and are no longer friends. It can be applied uniformly to all women who borrow any type of clothing, accessories, electronics, etc., and don't return said item, leading to a downward spiral in the strength of the friendship. Occasionally, the jeans incident doctrine may lead to the creation of mortal enemies.

Ex #1: "Yo man, you hear Anna isn't talking to Katie anymore?"

"Really, what happened?"

"I think Katie borrowed her favorite scrunchie without asking, classic jeans incident doctrine at work"

Ex #2: "You can't invite her boss man, Jamie is going to be there, Shelly and Jamie hate each other now"

"what,... did Jamie borrow her jeans and not return them or something?"

"yeah, the proverbial jeans incident doctrine rears its ugly head again"

jeans incident doctrine by Mscheve June 10, 2008

Jeaniform 

A jeaniform is an outfit that consists of denim mostly. Like blue jeans with a jean jacket.

-ROFL!

-What?

-Mr. Sax is wearing a gnarly jeaniform today!

-Lmao! What a douche.

Jeaniform by srpsychsxy. October 26, 2009

JeanCote 

A quiet little hamlet located about 30 minutes outside of Peace River Alberta, very small population mainly consisting of french folk also known as the rejects of Quebec (Quebecios). The hamlet is quite tight on whom they accept, show signs of racism, not very good with their fists as they are with their mouth. horrible taste in music, cant dance, the worst at singing. When it comes to farming, they get the job done but cut every corner they may come across. Overall it's not worth the drive in as its on a secondary hiway, to access it from hiway 2 you will have to travel the 7 mile stretch of gravel thst beat to shit due to idiot farmers disobeying the rules and sneaking their overweight trucks down it. IF you do visit, watch out for idiot kids playing on the road, you'd swear they were A deaf or B retarded.

Who the fuck is JeanCote?!

JeanCote by PrinceOfRetardia April 28, 2011

Jeany Peeny 

When the zipper or fabric on your pants sticks out and gives the appearance of having a penis

"Oh gosh, I have a jeany peeny today!"

"Look at Karen's pants, she has a jeeny peeny!"

Jeany Peeny by TRILLYMADDISON November 27, 2015