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A big large chunky whale who loves food to much but not as much as kpop. She needs to get out of the house and find friends.
Wow that ugly behemoth over there is an iris
Iris by Fluffy clouds are gross October 28, 2018

irish kegels 

The act of an Irishman going out on the lash at the local pub only to realize (after too many cups of the pure) he locked himself out of his dwelling, his primary means of communication ascended to the pearly gates without so much as a farewell or Slán out of courtesy, and he has a horribly urgent need to piss but isn’t smart enough to return back to the pub. The closest petrol station open at this hour is over a kilometer away from your pub and apartment.

The objective of the exercise is to walk to the station, find where they keep the jacks politely ask the lad to charge your phone, then text your fookin roommate to let you in, then walk back. Makes sure if you’re too plastered, avoid the Garda Síochánaat all costs, or you fail.

The result of repeated practice of this exercise will culminate into strong Irish Balls and an erection so thick, not even the donkey cocks of the Ethiopians can ever hope to please your lass better than yours.
Seamus: Look at that buffoon, poor sod’s locked himself out.

Padraíg: Aye and he’s doing him some Irish kegels there now as well. I see piss dripping! Two shillings say he doesn’t make it to the toilet.

Seamus: Begorrah and yer justified, Pat, but may he have the Almighty’s favour.
irish kegels by WoodyPooShoes September 4, 2019

Irish tiger 

1. What you call someone when they talk during the middle of your backswing.
2. When you apply sunscreen but neglect portions of your legs, resulting in red and white stripes.
Having an Irish tiger in your group announces to everyone that you guys are just there to have a good time, not to play golf.
Irish tiger by Learjet7 July 17, 2019
Iris is a very loving woman. She is an amazing woman in which everyone adores. She is free-spirited person and is never afraid to do anything she wants. An Iris is a selfless person. She always put her friends, son/daughter, and loved ones first before herself. She works hard just to provide a better future for them. Iris is a very beautiful, amazing, funny, open-minded, understanding, selfless and a hardworking mom in the future or present. So if you have an Iris in your life, love them truly for they are a huge blessing given to you by the Lord
Iris is my beloved mom
ILOVEYOUSOOMUCH MA!!!
Iris by yourhandsomeson😘 February 2, 2020

Irish birth control 

Having strictly anal sex with your partner because you can't afford another child
Me and the misses are on the

Irish birth control
Irish birth control by Jiuken Stef September 25, 2022

Wild irish hoe 

Noun A female who likes to get intoxicated on the cheap ghetto wine Wild Irish Rose
"Me and my girl are some wild irish hoes,all we like to shwill on is wild irish rose"
Wild irish hoe by Nickillyssa April 14, 2017