Skip to main content

masturbateus interruptus

The name given to an individual who has a terrible habit of repeatedly interrupting one's solo-sex session.
Like clockwork George always seems to call me or barge into my room while I'm right in the middle of happy-time. From this day forward he shall be known as "Masturbateus Interruptus".
by Skeetl February 23, 2010
mugGet the masturbateus interruptus mug.

the internet

Whoever invented the internet should be drawn and quartered.
by istancow August 3, 2010
mugGet the the internet mug.

interbulate

A word which was made up by the late L. Ron Hubbard (the former leader of a crazy cult called Scientology), and the word does NOT exist in ANY real dictionary. But in the brainwashed scientologist mind, it has the meaning of: interfering, interferance with members of the church.

The word is as fake as the effects of an auditing machine :P
- That man does nothing but interbulate with scientology!
by Interbulate this! July 26, 2006
mugGet the interbulate mug.

Sexual Intercourse

Sexual Intercourse is sex between a man and a woman, it is also known as heterosexual sex. Primarily it is the insertion of the penis into the vagina, also known as vaginal intercourse. Sexual Intercourse is often shortened to simply sex or intercourse.

Men and women have Sexual Intercourse for sexual pleasure, love, and/or reproduction. Only Sexual Intercourse between a male and a female can lead to sexual reproduction. Thus, Sexual Intercourse is essential to the continued survival of humans, and the vast majority of animal species.
Sexual Intercourse is sex between men and women. More Sexual Intercourse means more babies.
by Science Disperse August 17, 2019
mugGet the Sexual Intercourse mug.

Interp

The Competitive acting section of Speech and Debate. It's neither speech nor debate, but it doesn't matter because it's a damn good time.
Who the fuck invited Interp to the party?" "I don't know, but he brought cocaine. BOOYAH!
by Fivefjaklsd;jfa November 20, 2010
mugGet the Interp mug.

intern

People who are hired to do menial monotonous work that you couldn't pay people people to do long term because they would quit or eat a .45 caliber. So they hire some naive college or high school grad to do it until they give up , quit, or eat a .45 caliber.
I got for an internship by a reputable bank expecting some kind of job training or apprenticeship but instead I ended up sorting mail for 8 weeks from 8 to 5 every day
by X9001 June 23, 2008
mugGet the intern mug.

Intelligence

Knowing when to shut up.
Intelligence:

"It is not what enters into the mouth that defiles the man, but what proceeds out of the mouth, this defiles the man." - Matthew 15:11

You don't have to be a Christian to appreciate such wisdom. =)
by Non-christian February 16, 2009
mugGet the Intelligence mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email