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Internet Awkward

An impossible anomaly where someone comments, posts, responds, etc. with an uninteresting/odd comment. Considered impossible because conversations should only be awkward in reality, where someone can walk away. Very few people can create such odd occurrences. Those who can are usualy douche-bags.
"I saw that new movie"
"so what?"
"Wow dude, you're even internet awkward."
by Mr. Man McMannyson May 11, 2010
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Internet Retardation

A state in which influencers/idiots succumbed to doing retarded and thoughtless act to get famous over social media. Many so called “influencers” have been injured by this.
Logan Paul has made fun of a suicide man hanging on a tree and has become an Internet Retardation.
by anonymous January 7, 2021
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internet banking

1. Using the world wide web to view your financial status and arrange your transactions.
2. Wanking with assistance from the world wide web.
1. Steve: The ATM's out, I need to check my balance.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.
by sming January 8, 2010
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Internet Pedophile

A creepy person on the internet who creeps on blockgames and sues people for copying his or her blockgame builds. Usually above the age of 18. Sometimes living at the residence of his or her parents. (Max12)
"Wow this guy is really pulling a max12 it's so creepy. What an Internet Pedophile"
by Penqu August 1, 2017
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internet shooter

A person thats think that they are something but thay aint shit
-That guy rapping bout all the guns he have and how he kill you
-Nah man he aint done shit he is an internet shooter
by mhblock December 20, 2017
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Bad Internet

by YulTheWizard October 1, 2019
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Internet Explorer

"Aw man! Internet Explorer froze again!"
"Why were you using internet explorer?"
"I was trying to download Google Chrome."
by Bob Yong Un May 5, 2015
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