running hands

sumthin ppl say when they wanna fight even though hands dont run .. .

yu talk mad ish so we running hands

by maria victoria raguan May 23, 2009

handshake

slang for jerking off

march 19th is national handshaking day.

or

have you had your handshake today?

by Billy Bichititimen January 27, 2005

hands-free

\'han(d)z-ˈfrē\ (verb)
The act of using any body part other than the hands to masturbate.

I got pulled over for driving erratically, but I was totally hands-free!

by dillymax May 26, 2010

Shake hands with Bruce Willis

A synonym for Masturbation.

I can't wait to go home and Shake hands with Bruce Willis.

by Erich Hein August 2, 2007

doggie handshake

The act of a dog burying his nose in a human crotch (especially a hot girl).

When said person/hot girl screeches "HEYYYYYYY, get your nose outta there", you respond by saying "that's a doggie handshake, he's just sayin' hello".

by Steve Asaro August 28, 2007

American Handshake

The act of shaking hands, where one party holds on to the hand while punching the other in the face, while still shaking.

After greeting his old boss, he gave him an American Handshake.

by Donavn Murdoc July 15, 2009

Tijuana Handshake

When a Tijuana stripper welcomes you by the accustomed grabbing of the crotch as a greeting instead of a handshake.

As my amigos and I walked in the door the stripper greeted me with a Tijuana handshake.

by Diego Nate November 10, 2010