shiny-happy

A so-called "normal" person who shuns the feelings the rest of us have, stigmatizes our solutions, and would take away our right to self-terminate, calling us selfish or immature or incapable of deciding our own destinies.

He was totally going to bleed to fruition, but some shiny-happy found him and called 911. Now he'll be in therapy making other shiny-happies feel good about themselves.

by ASH September 20, 2004

happy naked

A person who is happy when naked.

Sam is SOO Happy Naked!

by Jaymi Midget June 12, 2004

happens

a word typically used to discribe something that happened, the word tends to describe something that negitive but can also work in a positive situation

1.your friend just got dumped by his girlfriend, appropriate response "happens."
2.you just lost the winning soccer goal"happens."

by tiffanijo December 28, 2007

Happy Trail

The trail that blondes use to find a mans penis

Blonde: But Jim, where is your penis?
Guy: See this hair? It is my happy trail and it leads you to it..
Blonde: Oh, OKAY!!

by TheKlepDawg007CoolGuy June 10, 2011

happy stick

a cigarette containing weed which is also laced with another drug.

Hey, lets smoke some happy sticks.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

Happy Meal

When a McDonald's drive-thru cashier ejaculates on the face of the driver of a car while yelling "HAPPY MEAL."

Angus began to vigerously masterbate when the driver ordered, then delivered a Happy Meal.

by Hungry Unicorn/ Squish Mitten May 13, 2006

shit happens when you party naked

Anything can happen when you are partying and clothes are removed.

Todd: Whoa, that party was wild, man. I got my girlfriend pregnant and got the clap from some chick whose name I don't even remember.
Me: Shit happens when you party naked!

by DaunteCulpepper October 11, 2008