by rebeccam September 8, 2006
Get the half breedmug. Half calf can be one of two things. One thing can be when you are trying to cut back on straight caffiene coffee so you get half decaffe half regular or when your penis has half a boner but its not all the way there , so its also half soft.
Mom:yeah ive been having way to much regular coffee lately
Son: why dont u get a half calf?
or
I wanted her to keep sucking me off but i couldnt because i only had a fucking half calf after i came into her mouth!
Son: why dont u get a half calf?
or
I wanted her to keep sucking me off but i couldnt because i only had a fucking half calf after i came into her mouth!
by massivemanner July 8, 2009
Get the half calfmug. The system makes the thirteen-and-a-half a reality for minorities.
by SquiggleTheBlack January 18, 2009
Get the Thirteen-and-a-halfmug. When wearing sweatpants on a bus and the vibrations get an erection started, but you keep your cool, ultimately making your package look huge in the sweatpants. This is common on campus buses.
Girl 1: Oh my gawd, did you see Johnny's package?!
Girl 2: Don't get your hopes up. That was just a half dog from the bus ride.
Girl 1: I'll let him hit it anyways. I've been on a dry spell.
Johnny: I hope Girl 1 saw my half dog. I've been riding the bus all morning waiting for the right time to show it off in my new sweat pants.
Girl 2: Don't get your hopes up. That was just a half dog from the bus ride.
Girl 1: I'll let him hit it anyways. I've been on a dry spell.
Johnny: I hope Girl 1 saw my half dog. I've been riding the bus all morning waiting for the right time to show it off in my new sweat pants.
by IU Buses May 2, 2014
Get the Half dogmug. Noun.
A person who is not very smart
Derived from a man only shooting half of his load into a woman's vagina, and the resulting child being half of what it could have been.
A person who is not very smart
Derived from a man only shooting half of his load into a woman's vagina, and the resulting child being half of what it could have been.
"What a half-load, he keeps trying the same trick and falling on his face."
"I'm ready to go, but this half-load is still in the shower"
"I was playing against a bunch of half-loads on COD last night, I won 20 games in a row"
"I'm ready to go, but this half-load is still in the shower"
"I was playing against a bunch of half-loads on COD last night, I won 20 games in a row"
by Clifford2013 January 18, 2013
Get the Half-loadmug. To attempt to participate in a conversation while still listening to headphones in one ear, in an attempt to look cool and aloof. The action often generates contempt for the half-speaker.
by Fukwit Fred January 17, 2006
Get the half-speakmug. A half-racist is a person of one race being only friends with another race but would never date nor marry the other said race. read below.
For example: a half-racist is this: a white person being only friends with blacks but would never date nor marry a black person and the vice versa goes as well with all races and ethnicities
by Kquigone3675 April 1, 2016
Get the half-racistmug.