Half-load

Noun.
A person who is not very smart

Derived from a man only shooting half of his load into a woman's vagina, and the resulting child being half of what it could have been.
"What a half-load, he keeps trying the same trick and falling on his face."

"I'm ready to go, but this half-load is still in the shower"

"I was playing against a bunch of half-loads on COD last night, I won 20 games in a row"
by Clifford2013 January 11, 2013
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The Half Load Hitler

Where a man with only one testicle delivers half a normal man’s sausage porridge portion
I was very disappointed with my one night stand the other night Carol, he only delivered The half load Hitler
by Tergloken February 05, 2018
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Three and a half loads

Three and a half loads
by japierdole March 12, 2023
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