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Holy water

Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.
My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.
by Phmns52 February 10, 2014
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Holy Fuck

To fuck without commiting a sin.Bending to the right instead of the left confuses God and there for does not accuse of abbusing adult activities...Sex!
holy fuck that boy this time you disgusting horny retard.
by jackass11 March 22, 2008
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holy roller

Like High roller this person is a rich, affluent Evangelist who makes his/her money though ridiculous Christian TV shows
That Jimmy Swaggart is a true holy roller
by seniorsick May 13, 2005
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Holy Roller

A member of a church service audience whose enthusiasm is anything but graceful or gracious. Their behavior is considered out-of-bounds and over-the-top; behavior similar to a person having a manic episode.
From the book, The Color of Water, James McBride describes one particular person in the pews of a church service, "They were mostly women, big mamas whom I knew and loved, but when the good Lord climbed into their bones and lifted them up toward Sweet Liberty, kind, gentle women (holly rollers) who mussed my hair and kissed me on the cheek and gave me dimes would burst out of their seats like Pitssburgh Steeler linebackers. "Oh yessss!" they'd cry."

For those who know a little about basketball, it's embarrassing when a defender falls for a fake. They jump needlessly, and give a wide open lane or shot to the opposing offense.

"Bubba, was that your mom last Sunday in the aisle?"
"Yeah, she can be some what of a holy roller."
by Nick Psiaki September 16, 2008
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holy murray

said when you're frustrated
said in disbelief
1.HOLY MURRAY! why did i just shoot my own foot??
2.What in the holy murray are you doing you queefnugget?
by Diego February 8, 2004
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Holy Ghost

Related, but not identical to a Mother Teresa, it is to bless thin air with semen, or other seminal fluid as if it is holy water.
I just gave that girl on food network a Holy Ghost. If only she were here right now, I'd Mother Teresa the f*#@ out of her!
by FatButtLarry May 23, 2007
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Holy Child

Located in rye, we rule all of westchester! wer're hot ur not! not only are we hot and preppy but wew are smart and gt intp the best schools! our school is not just work though we have the most fun out of all the schools in ny. for example... SPIRIT WEEK!
its one whole week after midterms where we wear a different themed outfit each day for a whole week. also BIRTHDAYS.
we go all out for birthdays. we decorate lockers with wrapping paper and bows and candy and pictures! I already can tell ur either proud u go here or jealous u dnt. some say sacred heart is the best.... but the only thing they have there are the meanest snobbyest girls u will ever meet. HC is just the best. Every one of us are friend and everyone knows each other. our dances rock and usually the doors close within the first half hr casue we get to crowded! who knew that was possible? we did cuase we rock and the guys know it!
Dont u wish ur school was hot like ours? Holy Child rules and u want to be me!
by GirlyGirl101<3 October 30, 2008
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