Japanese Rain Goggles

What I gave your mom last night.

Ask your mom what Japanese Rain Goggles are and she will tell you what I did to her last night.

by Member 248791 October 20, 2016

Hillary-Hating Goggles

A device that you wear over your eyes, to only see Hillary in a negative way. Even if what you are seeing/reading isn't true, it still shows Hillary to be:

a. Socialist/Communist

b. Not emotional enough

c. Too emotional

d. Not an agent of change, because being a women is nothing new to the Presidency.

e. Somehow not ready to be President because her husband played around on her, even though 50 percent of all marriages have some sort of infidelity going on.

f. A bitch. Even though Bitches get things done.

I was trying to take an accurate look at Hillary's positions, but my Hillary-Hating Goggles didn't allow that.

by just plain greatness March 2, 2008

gaggle

A collection of mentally challenged adults, generally 3 or more.

Holy shit, that gaggle of retards almost got me.

by Joblaska May 1, 2014

Pirate Goggles

When a pirate gets so drunk he or she fucks a ninja. The opposite of ninja goggles.

So we went to this opium den by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute pirate chick, but I was just wearing pirate goggles. I woke up the next morning to seeing a karate chop from the corner of my eye, then she vanished without a trace.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

giggle-texting

The act of texting your significant other (husband/wife, boyfriend/girlfriend, fuck buddy, and/or crush), while smiling, giggling, or geeking out uncontrollably the entire time. Can be annoying, but usually cute.

"Katie?"
"..."
"KATIE?!"
"..what?"
"Nevermind, I'll ask you later. You're too busy giggle-texting your boyfriend."

by youmakemegiggle April 25, 2010

goggles

A weird awesome guy with crazy facial hair, who always wears glasses and goggles together..

Yo there's goggles.

Goggles is gonna get shit faced .

by zerealoneyo October 18, 2009