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German Lawnmower

The act of yanking out a string of fully-inserted anal beads from your partner's ass.
-Did you hear that Becky broke up with her boyfriend?
-No! What happened?
-He did a German Lawnmower on her.
-Oh shit!
-Yeah, it was everywhere.
by Naps and Juice September 6, 2020
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German

Very humorous! Will guide the conversation taking it in whatever direction they want. Always knows what to say and how to be forgiven. If they wanted to they could be a good serial killer-but secretly they have a HUGE heart. Soft spot for Roblox and Minecraft-they are truly BUILT DIFFERENT!
“German is the funniest boy at our school!”
by Anonymous server September 13, 2020
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German Cowgirl

Sex position where both partners raise their hands in honor of Adolf Hitler. They are known to be praying for him instead of moaning.
Hans: Bro have you tried German Cowgirl with the wife?
Eckard: Ja, we prayed so hard Hitler came to life
by alphawuria September 14, 2020
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German

German is a funny and kind person who loves travelling and planes.If you don´t know something,German always has the answer.But be careful,German is a great person and a great friend but if you mess with him he can expose you.
Person 1: Who´s that boy over there throwing pistachios?
Person 2: He is German.
by JochuMaiz October 7, 2020
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German Inhale

Unlike a French inhale this is When a person attempts to eat ass but the receiver farts in the pitchers mouth.
Yeah so I tried to eat my girls ass but she said it was ticklish and she gave me a “German Inhale”
by The real truth:/ October 8, 2020
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German beer

Dude 1:Wanna try german beer?
Dude 2: ew. No fucking way
by Czech lady October 18, 2020
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When you find German females ina beach and you want to make them wetter then the Atlantic Ocean
by Njames July 14, 2022
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