Fleuring

Selfish, inconsiderate actions that hurt others. Usually by narcissistic personalities. Consistently not considering the feelings of others as a result of your actions.

Jenna hasn't called me in ages. She's totally fleuring me.

by Crypt11 August 16, 2017

floorkiss

1) When some moron/idiot/other stupid person forgot to:
a. Tie their shoes
b. look where they're walking
c. Not watch out for their friend's foot
and smashes their face into the ground, causing their lips to bleed.

2) When a girl trips on nothing

1) Oh my god, you should have seen it. Charley was walking up the stairs and did a massive floorkiss.
2) "Nice floorkiss, Chelsea!"

by An Incredibly Terrible Person October 3, 2017

Floorgie

When you are at university and you have an orgy with everyone on your floor.

"Man, everyone is hot as fuck on my floor in residence, we should all fuck and have a floorgie."

by fuckmedaddy69420pineappleweed October 8, 2017

Floor

It’s the stuff you fucking walk on everyday ...... unless you live in Africa where they have dirt instead

I walk on the fucking floor every day

by Kay71376 December 30, 2017

Floor Ramen

The act of eating Ramen in a bowl on the floor because one does not care about staining their shitty college carpet but they do care about wrecking the duvet they did not have to purchase because its going to have to last for more than a few years and mom and dad are getting WAY less generous....

"Welp its a Tuesday time for some floor ramen. Don't want to stain that duvet no sir."
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"

by No stain all the gain #jesus February 6, 2018

Fleur

A name you use for people who are a fitgirl, uses #fitgirl as tag on her Instagram posts.

'Hi, look at that fitgirl, she looks like Fleur!'

by ZarahStuckenburg2 May 30, 2018