an erotic act in which a female parts the hairs of the recipient's anus and then places their chin into the anal cavity, making it appear as though they have a french mustache.
EX.1
"dude did you see that girl i hooked up with last night she was hot"
"she was all right, but didnt it bother you that she had a cleft pallet"
"not really she gave me a french dennis and i couldnt see it, she kinda looked like cap'n crunch"
EX.2
"hey cecil how was your weekend?"
"you wouldnt belive it, bernice gave me a french dennis, then we watched spanglish while wearing davey crockett hats and 3-D goggles"
"dude did you see that girl i hooked up with last night she was hot"
"she was all right, but didnt it bother you that she had a cleft pallet"
"not really she gave me a french dennis and i couldnt see it, she kinda looked like cap'n crunch"
EX.2
"hey cecil how was your weekend?"
"you wouldnt belive it, bernice gave me a french dennis, then we watched spanglish while wearing davey crockett hats and 3-D goggles"
by bryant gumbal's frontbum November 8, 2007
Get the french dennis mug.The act when a women shoves either a slim jim or other form of beef jerky into her vaginal cavities while she is having her period and having a man lick and or eat the entire blood covered snack.
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FRETCH
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• fetch
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-loving your teacher
-looking up cuss words
-the only class you care about
-do you have a pencil?
-the teacher saying French words really fast to confuse you (especially during reciting words)
-messing up and calling your teacher Ms./Mrs. instead of Mme.
-Is this the real life? Or do I just love French?
-looking up cuss words
-the only class you care about
-do you have a pencil?
-the teacher saying French words really fast to confuse you (especially during reciting words)
-messing up and calling your teacher Ms./Mrs. instead of Mme.
-Is this the real life? Or do I just love French?
by French10101 February 14, 2014
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Be Advised; The Surgeon General has warned that feltching may result in you being a pole smoking homosexual. Not recommended.
Be Advised; The Surgeon General has warned that feltching may result in you being a pole smoking homosexual. Not recommended.
by .A.M February 10, 2004
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by Twojimmys November 20, 2016
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