Having the overwhelming ability to tear up any and everything you fucking touch. Usually used in conjunction with "I didn't mean to!" after showing it to whoever's shit you just tore up.
"I swear to god, you are one Gorilla fisted motherfucker. You could find a way to tear up a cannon ball!"
by The MadTeaSipper January 26, 2024
Get the Gorilla Fistedmug. Maintaining anal and/or vaginal tension to near optimal levels (i.e. achieving ejaculation within 10 minutes of coital commencement attributed to frictional stimulation) after 2 or more sessions of ad metacarpal penetration
Porn Connoisseur: "Porn star actress of certain name is still vaginally pleasing male porn star actors after 4 sessions of ad metacarpal penetrations. I am delighted. This is what we call in the industry "survival of the fisted" my dear friend Jeremy"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"
by TsiLLarkaS May 19, 2015
Get the survival of the fistedmug. by Singaporean man May 27, 2024
Get the Scissor Fistmug. Newcastle's (NSW) greatest exports. Founded by DJ Mark Newlands in about 1994, it saw a shit ton of releases, from acts/groups/people/fuckinwhatever like Nasenbluten (Aaron Lubinski (aka Xylocane), Mark Newlands (aka Overcast) and David Melo (aka Disassembler), The Burke brothers (aka Syndicate), Brendon Brooks (aka Epsilon), etc.
Bloody Fist Records closed at 3pm on the 1st of October 2004.
Bloody Fist Records closed at 3pm on the 1st of October 2004.
Person 1: "Fuck, how good was Bloody Fist Records?"
Person 2: "Yeah mate, that was a fuckin good label"
Person 2: "Yeah mate, that was a fuckin good label"
by mr.balls. February 24, 2025
Get the Bloody Fist Recordsmug. A type of knot on a rope that's very hard and can hurt an Individual if the rope is swung hard enough to cause blunt force damage... Used when monkey fisting a bad monkey...
If you need a weapon but you are not allowed to have one , take this rooe for a monkey fist to help you.
by LuckyGrendelSparkleMSK December 24, 2018
Get the Monkey Fistmug. When a man puts on a aluminum cast condom and butt fucks his neighbor until the friction is too much and the heat melts the metal and casts the neighbors ass down to every detail imaginable
Average man: "hey bro you tryna Romanian Iron Fist tonight?"
Average mans neighbor: "yea bro, im down whenever"
Average mans neighbor: "yea bro, im down whenever"
by varxiq June 24, 2022
Get the Romanian Iron Fistmug. An alternative to the common phrase first dibs, where one ‘calls’ ownership of something. ‘Fist dibs’ is a newer form of slang relating to bros calling ‘fist dibs’ in a more ‘masculine’ version of the saying.
Bro, you seen the new Fashion Nova Men’s line?
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.
by emalonez June 15, 2018
Get the fist dibsmug.