fart wizard

One who is an expert in controlling a relentless fart, possibly flax based, from becoming a shart or defecation in undergarment.

Todd: Wow that fart sounded disgusting! Did you poop your pants?

Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.

by Thathandsomeguy July 14, 2011

Fartginity

Fartginity (noun) - The act of farting in front of a significant other in a relationship, thereby losing a sense of dignity and being vulnerable to emotional exposure.

Macy: "Scott dumped me last week, but I never lost my fartginity in front of him."
Ali: "At least he never took that from you!"

by Apple Pie and Bacon December 25, 2012

fart jail

The act of farting in the doorway of a room so the occupant is confined to the room unless they pass through the fart cloud.

My girlfriend wanted to smoke my last Newport so I locked her down in fart jail and smoked it myself.

by mountain_man77 July 12, 2012

Fartzeug

To describe someone who is an absolute idiot.

Hannah has just tripped over her own feet, she's such a Fartzeug.

by paranoid albatross September 26, 2013

fartchive

An archive of farts. A collection of farts recorded by audio or video for later reflection or intensely creative musical productions.

After watching a fart music video, Laura was compelled to start her own fartchive.

by SillyMama925 December 25, 2013

fart clencher

The act of building up intestinal gas and then creating a small passage between butt cheeks and realeasing the built up gases to create a very powerful and loud fart.

I released an incredibly powerful fart clencher in Brooks face.

by Keatswords June 23, 2014