douch

a vaginal cleaning device that makes for a funny thing to call another person

"look at what he is wearing... what a douch"

by doo-sh October 22, 2003

douche

A) A person who is a complete ignorant dick who thinks that they cannot be wrong.

B)A person that talks too much shit and can't back it up.

C)Someone who is a unnecessary tough-guy all the time.

ex) Mike: Tom, stop talking so much shit all the time.
Tom: Whatever dude its how I roll.
Mike: Douche.

ex) John M.

by Mike Markey February 26, 2008

douche-tard

a compound word consisting of the parts: douche and tard (condensed version of retard)

Our substitute teacher spent 10 minutes trying to pronounce the word "sedimentary". What an illiterate douche-tard.

by Elliott Webb November 22, 2004

Douche

- A french word meaning; shower
- A name you call an immature idiot(usally male) that pisses them off, very offensive
-An item used ( more in older days ) to clean the ladies lower area

" Sarah did you just see that douche who just ran that red light, he almost hit that little kid"

by hpluvr February 10, 2009

douche pot pie

The most potent of all douche-related insults. The king/queen of all douches, recipient of the "biggest douche in the universe" award.

"Dude, you cheated on your girlfriend with her mom, and then you jacked her stereo! You're a total douche pot pie!!"

by Devian December 28, 2005

preppy douchebag

A person who dresses very preppy and, yes, acts like a douchebag all of the time. A preppy douchebag also walks very slowly with both feet pointing out instead of straight

Ryan: Matt, you are one preppy douchebag.

Matt:, Shut up; You're gay and you're balding.

Ryan: I'm not either of those...

Dan: Isabel, stop sandbaggin me already.

by Jesus Christ Jr. April 5, 2008

douche lord

An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). A douche lord would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.

You know, sometimes that guy can be such a douche lord.

by heartsluv January 10, 2010