Ding dong destroyer

A bong (water pipe). Basingstoke rhyming slang for,

Where's the ding dong destroyer?

by Steve Brennan December 10, 2003

dong kai

a donkey who likes doing a lot of work for no reason. maybe just to please others

oh my, peter's such a dong kai, i hope jonathan will be like dat too!

by 0.o whaT??? September 5, 2008

Dong Kicking

The act of kicking someone in his Dong.

"Man, I gave Wattie a fucking dong kicking last night."

by Supreme_kicker_of_dongs October 4, 2008

dong hit

the placing of a dong into one's oral oriface.

Pettit and saunders are dong hit buddies.

by heeha October 17, 2008

rattle-dong

when ur penis is too small for a vagina and it rattles inside of it.

"john has a rattle-dong, its so not pleasuring"

by nikesb930 August 21, 2009

Dong Funnel

1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.

2: Slang for a homosexual

Evan: "dude curtis ur such a dong funnel!"

Curtis: " come on evan only ryan is that!"

by Legit OpTiKz November 28, 2009

dong skipper

any female that moves freely from one dong to another sampling a numerous variety along the way .

since the divorce Diane has become quite the dong skipper.

by Jack Fancy December 24, 2009