Death Magnetic

The long awaited new Metallica album that everyone has been anticipating. It will show the world that true metal is not dead. Death Magnetic is gonna fuckin' rule.

Dude: Metallica sucks! Their new album Death Magnetic is gay! It's not even metal!

Much cooler dude: Hey Megadeth punk. Shut the fuck up. Death Magnetic is gonna fuckin' own. Dave Mustaine can suck Kirk Hammett's cock.

Dude: :(

Much cooler dude: 8====D

by TheMagicNumber23 October 23, 2008

Deadshot

Total domination.

You just got owned! Deadshot!!!

by DarkJinyu October 18, 2008

Death Patch

A furry and concentrated mass of hair on the lower back, regardless of male or female.

-Oh my goodness, did you see how hairy Derrick was while we were out on the boat?
-Ew, of course! He has quite the death patch!

by HePissedEverywhere July 6, 2009

Death warmed up

Used to describe someone who has a pale, gaunt and sickly appearance (but isn't actually terminally ill).

'My God, what's wrong with Rita? She looks like death warmed up.'

by Jim44 September 26, 2005

Death Dock

Death Dock (also known as D-Dock) is when you kill someone, then proceed to dock with them by sticking the head of your penis into the foreskin of their penis.

Nate shot Jeff, then death docked him and spermed in his ear.

by NinjaTaylor November 8, 2010

australian death grip

A game played in a bar. A man goes and quickly grabs a woman's crotch and he bets on her reaction with a friend.

I bet you 10 bucks that the blonde over there slaps you in the face if you pull the "australian death grip."

by the iceman February 18, 2003