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spray date

When you go on a date during the course of which you give (or receive) a hand-job.
I went out with Thomo last night... later on when things got steamy it turned in to a spray date.
by Krokie April 4, 2009
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masterbating date-imitater

The guy who imagines a whole date with a girl using his hand as the girl. He'll cook diner and then just makeout with his hand too scared to make a move, c,mon you know they exist....

.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it
Doug: "Hey Rocco, remember Norb?"

Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.

Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."
by deliverer of babys January 16, 2011
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street date

Someone who chats you up on the street outside a bar or club and you hang out with the rest of the night.
After a night out at Raffles, I went to VQ to get some food with my new street date.
by GabrielKing June 9, 2011
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ADD Dater

A serial dater who is hopelessly incapable of a long-term relationship.
Yeah, that guy is awesome, but don't waste your time - he's an ADD Dater.
by NYobserver November 30, 2011
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Three Dates And Flowers Kinda Girl

The kind of girl who doesn't put out easily, Usually requites at least three dates and some flowers, and no, just sitting on your couch watching a movie doesn't count as a date. Take her to dinner, park your car and look at the starts, Just go somewhere and do something. These are the kinds of girls you take home to your mother, but she just might give you head on the way there.
"Bro, did you tap that?"
"Nah man, she's the three dates and flowers kinda girl."
by shannonann May 25, 2014
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53rd date rule

The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.
“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter

“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle

“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter

“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
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Serial dater

She is a serial dater
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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