Crotch Cooties

Anytype of sexually transmitted disease...especially Herpes

Tyrone: Man, did you hear about that freak Lisa?
Darnell: Naw! What about her?
Tyrone: Man, that hoe got a bad case of them crotch cooties from lettin Lil Daryl an'nem run a train on her last month!
Darnell: Word?! That's messed up...

by Dre-Dre from the Block February 27, 2009

Cromwell's Crust

A wedge-shaped crust at the end of a loaf of manually sliced bread, so shaped because the person(s) who did the slicing had been cutting at an angle instead of straightly. These crusts are named after Oliver Cromwell, the ex Lord Protector of England; it was rumoured that he habitually mis-sliced his own loaves to produce them.

I'm so angry - I came in from work for a sandwich, and all we had in was a Cromwell's Crust and half a cucumber...

by wormsworldparty2001 April 10, 2009

Cross-continental yawn

Used to denote the situation which occurs when two individuals situated on different continents are conversing via a web-cam. When one individual yawns, the other may also "catch" the yawn, thus completing a cross-continental yawn.

"I was talking to Leah last night on Skype and a cross-continental yawn interrupted our discussion for a little while."

by ShineOnYouCrazyDiamond August 12, 2009

Croc'd out

When a person wears crocs or more then one piece of croc apparel.

EX: Croc shoes, shirt, hat, lanyard etc.

Sarah: Hey will you pick me up from the bar please?

Pete: Yea, but just to warn you I'm gonna be croc'd out.

by Peter Larson August 21, 2009

Crotchturd

A baby. Usually screaming at ear splitting volume in a public place, ignored by it's breeder/handler.

I wish that numb bitch would take her crotchturd outside so the rest of us can enjoy our dinner!

by flatpatty September 26, 2009

Crocklamation

Crocklamation (Krok la ma' shun) noun. 1. A completely bogus proclamation of some kind. 2. A false proclamation. 3. A failure to proclaim something.

"The Governor's Office refused to return requests for a timely announcement, so program managers were forced to make due with his official crocklamation."

by Milfia September 29, 2009