Clamped clam

The female equivalent to blue balls

After being lead along all night she ended up with a clamped clam

by Matt defines October 22, 2025

Clamped clam

The female equivalent to blue balls

After being lead along all night she ended the evening with frustration and a case of clamped clam

by Matt defines October 22, 2025

Cosmic Clap

The new term coinded by Link E. Starbureiy given to the old 'Big Bang'. This word is more appropriate because it implies that two or more objects collided and created the universe, rather than a random-source explosion.

Reference to the Big Bang is olde skool. If you want to be hip, call it the Cosmic Clap.

by Cosmologer October 13, 2007

gator clamp

the grabbing from behind of one man by another while in prison, bending him straight over, in a standing doggystyle, with somewhat of a full nelsonon him.

when i was in prison i got gator clamped and i aint been right since!

by ableANDkane January 29, 2009

E Clap

when a girl is laying down. a man is making out with her, a different man is man is licking her tits, and a different man is eating her out.

screw the H clap, we did the E clap

by Matt Biggie Higgins December 10, 2009

Happy Clapmas

Telling people you've slept with that you have an STD.

Harold: "I've been tested and I have Chlamydia. I'm just letting everyone know as I don't know how long I've had it."
Poland: "Are you serious!?"
Harold: "Happy Clapmas"
Poland: "Wow Harold, you're being a jerk."

by Madeleine MC December 14, 2009

Jap Clap

A "superbug" (resistant to all antibiotics currently used to fight the sexually transmitted disease) strain of gonorrhea discovered in Japan called H401.

Be careful in the Japanese red light district; all the girls have Jap Clap.

by JappyClapper August 1, 2011