Clotch

"Clotch" doesn't have a definition, it is simply used to replace full words, or half of a word for no good reason.

"Hey bro, that's clotchtastic"
"Last night, I donkey punched her in the clotch"

by willdantew69 July 28, 2016

Amazon Fire Crotch

v. What happens after one drops hot sauce (usually composed of Cayenne peppers and vinegar) into the genataliac area without any type of clothing or external protection over it.

"Dude! This taco is so delicious."
"Yeah, just don't let it fall into your groin."
"I know, I'd hate to get Amazon Fire Crotch."

by Nicholas' February 2, 2008

crotch hammer

A very large penis; one that is greater than 7" long.

Ron Jeremy has a crotch hammer!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

Crotch pooch

noun: a fatty buldge in the crotch region on indians

Damn, that's the primest crotch pooch I have ever seen!

by Brittany February 6, 2005

Crotch Hopper

A crotch hopper is a person, usually a woman, who is very promiscuous. She loves to hop from one crotch to another. A crotch hopper is similar to a crotch cricket except when a crotch hopper rubs her legs together, you can tell how many crotches she's hopped.

Dave: Dude, Daisy is such a crotch hopper!
Mike: You ain't shittin. Wait, she's rubbing her legs together!
Dave: Let me calculate this...thats two, carry the one, plus five. Damn dude, she's slept with 1200 guys.
Daisy: *cricket*

by Baxton January 3, 2006

cootcha

slang term for the mouth piece of the hookah because it makes your lips numb and makes you say "cootcha" as in catch ya later

hookah: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooka

War ning Advisory: This can be taken many different ways as in a perverted sense, only say to close female friends and not too females that you don't know or else you will be preverbially bitch slapped.

After the Hookah Bar:
"Damn girls, that was some good hookah, well I gotta get goin to work at the 7-11 so cootcha."

by $$$SNEEZE$$$ September 20, 2008