commercial christian

A person who isn't actually Christian but celebrates known christian holidays. They also may have weddings with priests usually to not offend a very religious family member. (i made this up because i pretend to be christian around people but i am a athiest)

I do more of the christian things you see on tv, you could call me a commercial christian.

commercial christian by shooktothecorern April 27, 2019

fudge christian

A fundamentalist Christian that is secretly gay

DId you see those Fudge Christians at the Trump rally patting each other's asses?

fudge christian by mackwackery July 17, 2019

Trump Christian 

Puesdo Christian who only use bible verses that support their feelings. They only like white people.

Trump Christians do not u understand the big picture of the Bible.

Trump Christian by Wordsrimportant October 20, 2019

Lewis Christian 

A furry that lives in space

Man that person is a Lewis Christian

Lewis Christian by fjafljjkdjflksjfwiejfijewdaifh January 21, 2020

Williamsburg Christian Academy 

Williamsburg Christian academy is a school in, I kid you not, toano, Virginia. It has kindergarten-12th grade. Everyone in this school (there’s not a lot of students) is either really cool or really annoying. Most of the annoying ones are middle school students with the exception of the classic red neck, conservative, yee yee high schooler. The best part of the school, in my opinion, is the 4:20 Bible verse in the cafetorium™︎. Most of the students end up there from either dropping out or being pulled out of warhill high school.

Person 1: hey you heard Layla transferred to Williamsburg Christian Academy?
Person 2: to where? Oh you mean the school with the ugly khaki uniform?
Person 1: yeah that’s the one!

Williamsburg Christian Academy by aspaghootisasingularspaghetti June 4, 2020

sloppy christian 

the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit

Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?

sloppy christian by AyyySlim June 24, 2020

Talking Christian

To say things you are certain are false, but you know you can get away with it.

Rudy was saying the election was rigged, but he was just talking christian. Donald said he was working late, but Marla knew he was just talking christian.

Talking Christian by psuedologian January 20, 2021