Swamp Chode

What happens to your chode when you are working in heat and your crotch is sweating profusely. Very uncomfortable.

Man it was 90 degrees all day in the warehouse, I have a bad case of swamp chode.

by Joemonkey June 14, 2004

Butt Chode

A person you work with that is a blooming idiot.

What A Fucking Butt Chode.

by James November 9, 2004

chode master

a person with a penis that is shorter than it is wide

Curveball: my penis is 2-3 inches long *smiles*
Everyoneelse: OMG!! YOU ARE A FUCKING CHODE MASTER!! *laughs histarically*

by haneman November 13, 2006

chode-smoker

One who smokes chode.

Your sister is chill but your brother-in-law is a total chode-smoker.

by prostate September 1, 2005

Chode Muffin

Whipping a fat dick (tim warchols) in a sandwich and then getting someone to eat the entire thing while a 2nd person cummed all over the sandwich, (confusing the person eating it with salad dressing.)

"Dude,kochs mom ate the whole chode muffin yesturday!"

by D.Shea February 24, 2005

chode

is a festy zit on your arse

look at the chode on your arse

by hue December 9, 2002

Danger Chode

The Danger Chode was born and raised in the bay area. He studied at the prestigious Antioch High School, the school that would forge his destiny. By day the Danger Chode attends Sacramento State, posing as an ordinary student named DC. By night the Danger Chode patrols the streets looking for women in need of partially satisfying sexual pleasure that only a Chode can provide.

The Danger Chode can really skin the sides, but he just can’t hit the cervix the way I like it.

by Smitty March 29, 2005