Swamp Chode

What happens to your chode when you are working in heat and your crotch is sweating profusely. Very uncomfortable.

Man it was 90 degrees all day in the warehouse, I have a bad case of swamp chode.

by Joemonkey June 14, 2004

chode master

a person with a penis that is shorter than it is wide

Curveball: my penis is 2-3 inches long *smiles*
Everyoneelse: OMG!! YOU ARE A FUCKING CHODE MASTER!! *laughs histarically*

by haneman November 05, 2006

Butt Chode

A person you work with that is a blooming idiot.

What A Fucking Butt Chode.

by James November 10, 2004

chode-smoker

One who smokes chode.

Your sister is chill but your brother-in-law is a total chode-smoker.

by prostate August 06, 2005

chode

is a festy zit on your arse

look at the chode on your arse

by hue December 09, 2002

Chode Muffin

Whipping a fat dick (tim warchols) in a sandwich and then getting someone to eat the entire thing while a 2nd person cummed all over the sandwich, (confusing the person eating it with salad dressing.)

"Dude,kochs mom ate the whole chode muffin yesturday!"

by D.Shea February 25, 2005

chode

the spot that's between your nuts and your pie hole :P

from the chodoboy theme "he's named after the spot that rests between your balls and your coy - you mean the chode"

by DagGirl - aka "Chodoboy's bitch" August 13, 2005