chinese lady

the act of tucking one's cock & balls back between the legs, thereby yeilding the illusion of a woman's vagina.
a more advanced execution of the chinese lady will produce a well-defined cameltoe (see 'cameltoe').

his exquisite chinese lady made him the most sought-after bitch on cellblock D.

by joel July 22, 2003

chinese burn worm

Tug and chinese burn some guys penis

sally chinese burn wormed Bob

by Andy Coulson August 2, 2007

Chinese water fountain

When you have to puke and shit at the same time so you begin spewing out of both ends while rotating 360 degrees.

He was so drunk that he began to do the chinese water fountain in the back yard to due lack of control

by rhcpfan16 November 12, 2012

Chinese Burgers

Big sweaty burger nipples on the boobs of women of oriental decent

Hi Anna, how are you?
I'm fine but my chinese burgers are sweaty and itchy.

by Redbeck December 11, 2012

Chinese Slip and Slide

The act of finishing inside of a woman's (or males) prolapsed anus, then unraveling and squeezing out the fluids inside of a dixie cup, drink some and use the rest for lube for another time.

Dude, I had the best Chinese Slip and Slide with a hooker I found on main street last night!

by Blarf123 August 6, 2013

Chinese waterfountain

When a girls suckin yo dick and as you are about to climax you upper cut her jaw. this causes her to bite off your penis and enjoy the fountain of blood and seamen

Me and that bitch just chinese waterfountained

by J.P is my main OG May 23, 2016